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a study in contradictions. quietly outgoing, a rebellious rule-follower.. smart and sweet, but sarcastic and biting in the same breath. i wear a lot of black, but am neither emo nor goth. i don't eat all my vegetables. and i have a thing for cute girls with tattoos.

I can hardly ever sell myself. I am neither good at it nor do I want to do it. It takes some time to get to know me because I'm honest with my feelings and towards others.
I fall in love infrequently but when I do, i go all-in with body and soul.

I was raised by a pack of emus in the Hollywood Hills...wait, that wasn't me. I grew up in San Francisco, went to college at UC San Diego, and studied acting abroad in London for a year. Yes, I'm one of those thespians which have taken over Lalaland. I work for a Cruise Line by day to get paid the big buck (singular)! I'm witty, compassionate, the life of the party, a sympathetic ear, easily distracted, easily amused, a card carrying geek, zany, and youthful (how many other people know the Snorks theme song by heart). I am a total movie whore and love theatre and karaoke. I can cook, be crafty (in an HGTV sort of way), and whistle through my teeth. I'm a giraffe, standing at 6'5". I like swimming, going to Disneyland, bowling, mini-golf, traveling, the beach, hiking, exploring new restaurants, stopping at random collectible stores on road trips, and collecting DVDs.

I'm really getting tired of going on bad dates and need some of you fantabulous OKCupid members to save me from the monotany. Say you will! I'm also searching for my ultimate Prince Charming (applications available, and dashing steed not required).

I hope to hear from you guys soon!

I just moved here to Los Angeles from Austin, Texas. Maybe this will be a nice way to meet some new people. Austin was great but glad to be tryin a new place too. I spend most of my time working or working on art or runnin around with my dog. Sometimes quite introspective, but like distractions often in that case. Don't really like talkin about myself all that much. Really like hearing about others and always into findin that common ground. Werner Herzog, Velazquez and Thin Lizzy are bright lights.

I'm an east coast cat who landed on the west coast who then took a nice journey on the Starship Enterprise and landed in an intergalactic lounge with Marty and Elayne at the Dresden Room. It's nice to be here. A great vibe in the room. And here we go...

Im a funny and sarcastic guy with an open mind and a good heart. Very creative minded and try to express that in many ways. I can chill at home with some Mondavi and a show as well as getitng decked out and hitting the town and dancing all night. I draw and write alot in lots of places, whatever inspires me. mostly just like to go to places with interesting things and odd people and take it all in. Im definitely outgoing although I start off a bit shy at first. I like all types of music but mostly electronic music. Electronic I am very much into, almost on a spiritual level. A club with a good DJ is like a ritual of convergence for wild energy.

Lived in San Francisco for 10 years and miss it terribly. But I moved to LA 4 years ago and am finding it is alot of fun too. How can you not enjoy just going and sitting in a corner of any starbucks around town and listen to people trading art, writing scripts, practicing their lines, etc... I am half geek / half rockstar and am looking for someone similar to join me in creating our own odd adventures in life.

Im a big strong guy, built like a viking. I am healthy, active and work out and try to eat healthy as well (Trader Joe's sees me alot). I enjoy movies of all types quite a bit as I work in the industry too in a creative field. I like good TV and really BAD TV as well so if you are looking for a gossip partner for Amazing Race or Survivor, Im your man!

Please be active, fun, and creative and ready to enjoy each other... ��and don't make me get up early on weekends. if your interest is piqued...drop me
a line and we'll take it from there. â?¨: )

Well, one hundred and fifty characters seems excessive when I just want to check out the algorithms at this point. I guess this will have to do. Open Sesame?

I'm a medical student at UCLA graduating this year. I'm finally in my final semester and have time to go out and hopefully meet some great people. I would love to meet some quality guys who are motivated, dedicated, passionate, fun, and most of all just nice sweet guys. I've loved living in LA for the past 8 years for school but still have so many things left to explore. I love to sing and pretty much do so when I'm not actively doing anything else. I also love catching a show in town, trying out a new restaurant/bar, going hiking at Griffith Park, watching my Trojans play football--or any sport really--and rollerblading on the beach. I'm pretty open to anything and always up for talking with a new friend, so hit me up :)

Hey...I am Vanessa, 28, born and raised in So Cal...Can be found at concerts, dive bars, eclectic restaurants and cafes, or just at home painting or sketching. At times I am sick of LA and the ridiculous traffic and I have to get outta here...whether it be a spontaneous weekend in San Francisco, months in Central America or going to London to help a friend move. I am truthful and dependable. I love music and picking apart lyrics and the supposed meaning of it all. I love the fact that beauty is all around us if we'd just open our eyes and see it. I'm a language nerd (meaning that I love language learning and all the funky nitpicky things about it) and I love lighthearted conversation just as much as a philosophical debate. :)

I don't mean that I am ONLY poetic, profound and political, I also am a lot of side-splitting fun and curiosity. I am a big fan of fidelity, mutual respect and a give and take relationship. Lately I have been exposed to hungry -for -help takers who have their who whole modus operandi set to receive as much as possible and give as little in return as possible. That selfish trip is a real turn-off.I am looking for a kind, understanding and intelligent, sweetly sensitive female to be a partner.
I am not comfortable answering some of these questions. I would prefer to speak with you in person or on telephone. Your words and voice are important.

Self Summaries are always the hardest thing to do. I enjoy letting someone get to know me instead of plastering everything at once in a small box.

I'm just a simple guy, from a simple town in Northern California, who plays the guitar for a living, maybe a little bit of an intellectual.

Outside: People tell me I look like the actor Elijah Wood, only if he were 6' 2' and built like his ancestors in Eastern Europe plowed the fields for a living.

Inside: I'm a nice Midwestern guy with a solid moral compass. Good friends describe me as smart, smart-mouthed, witty, patient, and extremely generous.

I'd like to find a girl I can learn and create with/from, connect with mentally, positively, healthily, romantically... My romantic intuition is pretty good and when I feel attraction, it tells me how good I can make a girl feel. I'm picky about chemistry, yet open minded. Though I am vegetarian/vegan, I've mostly dated girls who aren't... yet :)

I'm easygoing with a great sense of humor;
I love the Boston Red Sox and hate the Yankees;
I'm a huge fan of horror movies and ridiculous comedies;
I like nights out and staying in;
I'm up for just about anything;
I love movies and plays and museums;
I'm always up for walks and playing sports;
I really enjoy trying new things

I'm a fun loving outgoing person with so much expectations that life has to offer. I'm independent hard working individual. I'm a good listener or I try to be, either way people come up to me for advise all the time. I have a great life going on right now, the only missing ingredient is someone that can compliment it all.

I'm funny, love randomness, spontaneity, 80's rock, chill with a glass of wine, comedy films, independent music and cinema, down to earth people, people who call back within a reasonable amount of time, I love my family and friends, and love this great city of the angels. I love late nights, traveling, learning, window shopping, fall season, fashion, photography, ethnics food, sunsets, tea, foreign beer, conversations about random topics, writing, long drives, and finally you by my side while exploring life and everything that has to offer.

just moved to los angeles, pursuing a dream. if it works, it does, if not, something else next. i don't really know or care what i'm doing at any given time, and i say whatever i'm thinking so i frequently to piss people off. you probably won't like me, but the friends i manage to keep tend to stick around forever.
if you made it past all that, you should also know that i'm also fiercely loyal, determined to find true love, and forever in mourning... dont ask why unless you truly think you care, as i don't enjoy talking about it.
always seeking learning, examining myself and others, and wondering if we can save ourselves.

Hey guys gdlkng wht 33 yo 5'10" 185 built shvd head inked tan hey trimmed looking for masc hung top guys only. Love to suck you service you and have you plow my ass

I'm all about balance. The only thing I do too much is to work; I love my job. My favorite sport is brazilian jiu jitsu and I watch UFC on Sat nights. I'm from Brazil. I'm a Int. Arch. Design student at SMC.
I love art and museums. I'm thinkink if I should write in parallel form to make my summary more interesting...

I have A.D.D with E.S.P.... So I am really good at reading people's minds, and not remembering what they're thinking.

I'm just a guy who likes to go online and fill out profiles of myself and upload some photos. There's a lot of places for this on the internet, and this one seems just great.

I try at all times to be a gentleman, but I know that the devil is one too. I drink my vodka on the rocks. I never yell at wait staff, but Iâ??ve been known to swear at other drivers. I enjoy live music, museums, movie theatres, and brunch. I split my time between making art, music, and film. Try as I might I canâ??t focus on just one. Iâ??m addicted to television and record stores. I believe that hard work and honesty wins most battles, and I will treat you like a lady.

Hey! well I'm 22 years old. I'm in the music industry. I always get along with anybody & everybody and I like being around positive ppl & ppl that can make me laugh cause I LOVE TO LAUGH! Loyalty is also very important to me. I'm really dedicated to my work...any guy I'm with would have to kinda accept that...

Hey! I am an actress and I love to sing and dance. I am very crazy, outgoing and I love to have fun.

I am also a complete goofball. I want to find someone who can make me laugh and be myself with.

The male wakes up in the morning, his head slides out from a mountain of dark hued blankets. He sniffs to make sure there is no danger. Once he feels that the coast is clear, he shuffles from his nest to a strange device that holds items of great nutritional value.

The male opens the door to the device and reaches in feeling for anything of nutritional value. Finally his hand emerges with a can of some sort, cool to the touch. Ah, beer. The male hesitates... perhaps this might not provide the right form of nutritional value his body requires after waking up. He tries his hand again with the storage device. This time the male pulls out a strange bottle of a blue substance called "windex". The male wonders how that got there. Frustrated the Male tries again, only to emerge this time with a strange meat called chicken. He sniffs at this meat to make sure it is not dangerous. Slowly the males hunches down and nibbles on this item of nutritional value.

After the act of gaining nutrients has occurred, the male pounces forward towards another strange device called a "computer".

Once on this device, the male pokes at a flat board with strange hieroglyphics upon it. In front of the male, a rectangular device brings up images in which the male inspects. The male is tempted to google a thing called Porn, however after sniffing the air again, he feels it is best left for later. Danger lurks everywhere, the male thinks. The male seems to enjoy this "computer" much, playing things called "games", watching things called "movies", reading databases of information and writing something called "screenplays". Every now and then, the male makes a sort of noise, resulting in the sounds of "omg" or "lol" or even "omfg wtf idk gtfo!"

The male presses another hieroglyph and a noise known as "music" comes out. He seems pleased and begins to make plans for the rest of the day light. Perhaps the male will visit a large sandy area known as a beach, or wander into a large hive in which his species gather, known as a shopping center. Most likely the male will randomly find himself in an unknown location of great interest.

The male eventually wanders back to his den for what appears to be preparation for a night out with his pack, until it is time for the male to return to that wonderful pile of dark hued blankets.

OK OK! I really dont know what I am typing any more. I need a beer! A couple words to describe myself: Playful, intimate and genuine.

Dont be afraid to message me, just doooo it! You can even try one of those cheesy pick up lines if you want, like.. " Nice shoes wanna ****?!" .. ok never mind dont use that one. How about "hey how much does a Polar Bear weigh?" and I promise I will answer back with "How much?", and thats when you say "Enough to break the ice..." o.0

Update (January 17th):
After some considerable time experimenting with online dating, I've decided that I'm still unable to correctly translate my dynamically bizarre personality over the internet into black and white symbols, and feel like I'm doing an injustice to myself, and unintentionally misleading any ladies who read about me! I wish you all the best of luck in your searches for Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now, (whichever you're seeking)! If you feel like you understand my humor and are curious to know more about me, or if you want to learn about DJing, or you're interested in part time work, send me an email! DJNovazzi@gmail.com and my AIM is JonahZLavitt.

I no longer anticipate logging in. Thank you to all the great friendships I've made a long my journey of self discovery, personal development, and character mastering.

I've committed to Next Level Growth. See you on the streets!! Look for the guy with crazy looking scarves, and a hairstyle to match! =)

Discipline. Courage. Challenge. Allegiance. Abundance. Generosity. Honor. Progress. Freedom. Love. Smile.

<3

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Welcome to my profile! Please take your shoes off, I just washed the floors. Here's your seat! *pulls a chair out*

So lets get started. I prefer friendly but feisty, flirty women that know how to be playful and silly, a girl that knows how to color coordinate her clothes, and knows (and enjoys) some highly suggestive banter.

Sometimes women have hair, and I prefer your hair the same way you prefer your men: Long and Straight! (perhaps you don't like your men soft, however!) I like accents...and while I can tell if you're faking it, there's also no need for you to.

Health and hygiene are very important to me! I think washing each other's hands is a fun way to prep for our dinner. Then if you've been a particularly dirty girl, I'll toss you into a bubble bath, and then put two handfuls of bubbles onto your head!

Sometimes women have freckles, and I love them. But if you don't have enough of them, we'll just get a brown marker and do some body art! While hair color isn't important, I prefer it to be your natural color. But oh, redheads get priority. I still haven't figured out why. Eye color isn't important, though I do prefer someone with sight. Ear color... Oh wait, ears don't come in colors... I imagine they soon will... I mostly find myself attracted to white girls, but I've developed a liking for Arab women lately. I love their music, too. And I like small, petite women that I can fit inside my pocket for when I go out around town!

My career is #2 in my life, second to my well-being. I carry around my notepad folder wherever I go, constantly meeting people to talk about joining forces. My social and dating lives are very fun and playful. But you already know that!

I am now looking for a spectacular lady whom I can grow and thrive with. And spoil each other. With that being said, I'd like to meet a nice, smart, silly, happy girl who has a few of the special things that I like. Someone who knows to behave in public, and knows not to behave in private. I guess finding someone without a closeted drug problem and 3 husbands is hard to find in Hollywood. No one told me about this when I moved here!! =P

I'm excited about joining this site. I love living in LA; I have friends that are so terrific you'd think that they really only exist on a CW show; my job is nearly everything I dreamed of when I decided to move to LA; I have a great new roommate and apartment; and I think I used a semicolon almost correctly?

I have a big familly. I'm one of eleven kids. Not mormon, not catholic, no twins, our house was not a shoe, and I do remember all of their names, but not all of the birthdays. And I should probably also add now that I'm not related to Nadya Suleman, aka. Octomom. I'm the only gay--all the other roles were already taken.

I grew up in Ithaca, NY. It rained and snowed a lot. Then I moved to Seattle. It just rained a lot. Then I came to LA. It was sunny. Yay!

I am a writer. This is a poorly paying day job, so I finance it by recording people talking in movies no one will ever see. I'm slowly but surely putting together a plan that will allow me to take over the world. I enjoy playing video games, but I neither spend too much time or too much money on them (my PS3 might argue otherwise, but don't listen to it, it's just a machine. And it's evil).

In my life I do the best I can at following my dreams and things rarely go as planned. I've suffered a setback or two, but I don't let it get me down. I tenaciously plug away, laying in the puzzle pieces when I find them, or making new ones when nothing will fit.

I like: watching movies, whether at home or at the theater; going to the beach, summer or winter, I enjoy the sound of the waves crashing against the sand (or rocks, if it's that kind of beach); driving just for fun (except in traffic, I think we can all agree that sucks); Thunderstorms, but there just aren't enough of them out here; long conversations about anything (although I try to stay off politics and religion); hiking, on beaches, in the woods, in the desert, anywhere (even just walking in the city); camping; old VW's; playing my guitar very badly; singing in the same manner; playing video games (FPS, RPGs or a combo of the two); I'd like to say that I enjoy working on my car, but when she needs work is usually when something is wrong, but there's a zen quality to assessing a problem, dismantling a machine and putting it back together so it works.

I used to practice martial arts when I was younger, but got out of it after a car accident a few years back. The injuries I sustained limit some of my physical activities, but not so much as one would notice unless I complained or took a bad stumble.

Hello im Heidi I grew up in West Hollywood California and have lived in L.A. all my life. I Love to play guitar and bass and my passion in life is playing music with other people, I Love to watch documentaries on Musicians & find their music inspiring to make me want to play even more, I like collecting records Lp's, 45's, 78's. I love music and seeing live bands, hiking/nature especially in Yosemite or in the Hollywood hills around lake hollywood, looking at guitars, I prefer old warm sounding sound systems to new ones, I enjoy sex very much;) I like peoples homes that reflect who they are, Im a dog person & am looking for a dog person, I prefer people to objects or money, I like trying unusual foods and finding new & delicious places wether it be a fancy resturant or a hole in the wall to eat at n all my food must be spicy otherwise it doesnt taste good, I think Paul Reubens is brilliant,I like seeing other people enjoying their life i.e. a loud party that keeps me up all night, Im a sucker for girl's with a great smile, who wear black frame glasses and chuck's. I want & would like to know how everything around me is made. I travel allot through my job and have been to almost every state in the U.S. but I would love to travel to foreign countries but would like to travel with someone. I love the smell of old books. I love seeing sunsets from the air when traveling for work or taking pictures of them from the ground. I love old houses especially craftsman houses & could see myself fixin one up if I ever got one, I've never had a real backyard but I like working with earth & getting Dirty. I love learning lesson's in life. learning is a constant must & makes me happy:)

I never know what to say in these things, I mean how do you sum yourself up in a paragraph? Let's see firstly I'm looking to meet people that are funny, funnyness is very important to me with friends or people I date. I get along better with people who have a good well rounded sense of humor, it helps me to bond. I like reading, baseball, cooking, writing or playing video games in my spare time (I count the gym as work, not a spare time activity). I'd like to meet people that are smart also, i.e. capable of holding up their end of a conversation on anything from nursery rhymes to the current state of the Likkud party.

19 year old college guy here, don't let the age fool ya. I like to believe that I got a good head on my shoulders. Super chill and not very demanding here. I really don't know what to say, i hate filling these things out. :P

I'm a realist. I love creativity. I'd like to consider myself artistic and I definitely love meeting artistic people. It just amazes me on how complex the mind can get when trying to express itself. I'm a very outgoing guy. I enjoy the simple things and the greatest moments in life. I would love to learn how to play the piano (you win my heart if you know how to play and can teach me). I consider myself witty, humorous, and sarcastic. I tend to sound sarcastic even when I'm not. I'm extremely driven in what I do. Although, procrastination does sometimes get the best of me. I'm a little skeptical about this site and I'm starting to believe all these "profiles" on the site are fake. If you're actually using this site and are not some loser spammer collecting other peoples pictures and creating fake accounts, I'd love to hear from you.....maybe.

I don't really know What to put here, except I'm a model with no time to date much. I kindhearted just want the perks of finding a. Connection minus the stress, so this is new for me. And I'm not sure how long ill be on here truthfully.

Sporadic, Neurotic, Nostalgic, Happy, Lonely, Hopeful

Im a fun guy, Make anyone laugh at anytime. Ive wrestled for 13 yrs, Played football (QB) for 4 yrs in high school. Just joined the Army waitin to go. I can get along with anyone. If i have a problem with you or something ill tell you straight up, I pretty much speak my mind. Just like to have a shit load of fun. Family is very important to me. I would do anything for them. I live life to the fullest, i take risks at everything.

I am very down to earth, a little quite at times. I love to go out and socialize. I can be a hermet sometimes and just hang out in the library, or stay at home and watch a movie. This is really hard to summarize myself. I like to read at least 30mins a day....not magazines, either current events or at least a good book. Ummm...I'm crazy into bikes (bicycles) and fast race cars. I moved here from Brooklyn (zoo shame on you when you step to the ol dirty....) NY. I like Wu-Tang, most rap music, rock music...pretty much anything except country and house. Although I've never heard any good country I'm still open to it. I'm in school and I'm going fulltime and loving it. I love to learn about everything....I think that I'm just going to be a life long student. Anyway just message me if you'd like to get to know me.

Just a simple laid back guy.. loves hanging out, movies, dining and chatting. Living simply.

I moved to California from NJ about a two and a half years ago...

I'm always up for doing something spontaneous. Message me if you want to do stuff. And by stuff I mean anything that makes living worth while.

I've really been getting into cooking lately. Probably because I love food. And I love the beach. I love eating food by the beach.

I play the piano and write music.

I want to find a super awesome girl who would like to drink beer with me.

I'm drama free.
No expectations.
I have a positive attitude and like to surround myself with good people and good energy. If you're one of those girls who bitches and moans about EVERYTHING, don't bother messaging me.

Hey, well my name is Ricardo, but every one calls me Ricky. Im Mexican, Argentinian, and Samoan. I'm 20 years old, I go to santa monica college and study buisness. I am rather different than ur averege gay dude. I am not into the "scene". I rather stay home read a book, go to a BBQ, have some beers and watch some ball with the guys, watch a movie, or just play videogames all day till our eyes pop out of our heads. I personally dont like clubs. I love to play sports(i did all throughout high school ), love cars, and I love to hang out. I like acting stupid, and just make people laugh. People like to think im rather serious at first but once i warm up, they see im a funny guy. Im very down to earth, just a normal guy in a crazy ass world, and im honestly looking for people similar to myself. im looking for a relationship here, not a quick fuck and go, im not into one night stands at all. im honestly looking for a long term thing.

Self-summary let see, My name is ben. I am a theatre major I have recently relocated to Hollywood CA, cause thats where actors go. Thats the reason I'm here anyways. But thats the now. The past, Am a from a small town in Southern IL. I have been bartending since I was 18. Its the other thing i considered myself to be pretty good at. I graduated form SIUC. Just looking for some new friends, maybe more who knows. I am a very laid back type of guy. I try not to sweat the small stuff. I like to drink and socailize. Usually quick with a joke so best to stay on your toes around me.

hi there!

I'm a nice, laidback, fun loving sort of person....i'm up for anything a date or just a drinking buddy!! what about u??

I like music, dancing, bars/clubs, art, sushi, korean food just having a good time wherever I go.

i follow the golden rule! i treat others the way I want to be treated. I hope you, I hope you feel the same way tooooo.....

I don't judge people, I'm not dramatic, I have high standards for myself and others around me. I try to make friends wherever I go and to create a nice situation wherever I go.

I'm also trying to learn French. Je parle un petit francais... tu?

French is the language of love, is it not?

I'm a very independent and ambitious person. I enjoy working and sometimes work too much. I work in the Fashion Industry I consider myself to be a very down to earth person. I can be very honest and blunt. I don't mind being alone, I actually like it at times. I'm very family oriented. I'm the girl who's always dropping or spilling stuff, or tripping and falling, I'm just not coordinated very well at times. Also I DONT like cats, its more of a phobia than a dislike. I also have a phobia to ed hardy and affliction tshirt wearing guys.

Born & Raised in Dallas. I'm an actor/indie producer. My personality has been tested as INFP. I'm not sure how to summarize myself. I like to travel, though I don't travel as much as I'd like. During my 20's I took plenty of road trips across the country and into Canada. I went to Europe for the first time five years ago, when I went to Prague.

I have two cats, a calico named Dinah, and a black cat named Edgar. I may have one cat too many. I wouldn't want a third.

i have a deck now. i saw a ladybug there.

"In memory of the once fluid man, crammed and distorted by the classical mess."

I love to talk. As in, sit someplace not ear busting-ly loud and chat about shit. I make lousy first impressions. It's happened my whole life and I simply can't figure out how not to do it. Past the first impression... I'm much more Okay-er. I rarely take photos except when people tell me I need to send them some... hence most of my photos appear to be self made portraits... which makes me look like a narcissist. I'm an optimist by choice and a cynic by experience. My hair seems to change by the season and most of my extended family have never seen me with the same haircut. I'm a bit of a hippy but you'd never know half the time. I come from one of them so called global families, since my family's been in Oil so long... means I can recall times of my life where my smallish family were all on different continents. I love to relax but I get antsy if I relax too long. I read a lot of random shit, like travel journals and guides on how to avoid poison. I love surrealist art. I love traveling and road trips though I feel I don't do them enough and I'm pretty bad at writing about myself.

Masculine guy with a great sense of humor. Like to stay in shape but not a gym head. I am very affectionate, and enjoy sharing experiences with someone I care about. There is something magical about doing things with someone you care about...even shopping at Ralph's can be romantic. I love to travel, I enjoy movies, live theatre, museums, antiquing, weekend getaways, taking walks or hiking, collecting all kinds of music, and spending time with my dog. Like the outdoors.

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I'm pretty down to Earth. And I love to laugh. My interests are football, sports, surfing, snowboarding, movies, music, and TV. I have a handful of TV shows that I watch religiously: Lost, Sopranos (before it went off), Survivor, Universe. I like my DVR.

I'll call in sick a couple times a year so I can escape to the beach when its not packed. I've recently gotten into snowboarding. Which is as equally as fun.

I enjoy meeting new people. I enjoy exploring the city. There's always something to do.

I'm a 23 year old girl from Brazil who has been living in LA for over 13 months now. I love going out with my friends and having fun, but I also love to stay in watching a movie, or my favorite tv shows, surfing the net... I love listening to music also, so I always have my iPod with me. I really miss my friends and family in Brazil, but I'm having the time of my life in LA, so no plans on moving anywhere else.

I feel like I am a complete contradiction... An adventurous homebody, lazily athletic, analytically creative, and as one of my work friends tells me often "you're such a guy, except when you're a girl". Figure that one out. I am probably too independent for my own good (at least that is what my best friend tells me), love Baseball, know how to use power tools, and can fix my toilet and my car (of course that doesn't mean I don't want your help!). I have a good sense of humor and laugh at myself often. I grew up in Jersey, and although I retain my east coast values, I am not a typical "jersey girl"...no big hair here...at least not intentionally (see attached pics and you will understand UPDATE: I just looked at my pics and they all have my hair pulled back...guess I like to keep it under wraps). Been around the world (35 countries on 5 continents and counting) and every time I travel it makes me appreciate all that we have here in the US. I am constantly on the move. I don't think I can sit still without really trying. I am honest, sassy, sarcastic, and smart. I have a hard candy coating w/ a mushy inside.

Who would I like to meet? Well, someone who is first and foremost upfront and honest. I appreciate a guy who always lets me know where I stand. A guy who is athletic, smart, outgoing, and who doesn't take himself too seriously. Someone who is real. Someone who has an opinion and isn't afraid to express it, but is open-minded enough to consider another viewpoint. Someone who is ultimately looking to find that one person that they want to settle down and grow a life with. Someone who knows that good things come to those who wait and isn't afraid to take their time and get to know me. Someone who realizes that actions speak louder than words. I want someone I can get excited about! Similar interests are good, but maybe you can teach me something new? Don't be shy. Say hello. I don't bite. :).

PS- if you smoke weed or do any other drugs, we're not going to get along. Sorry.

I hate these things. I'm never sure what to say. Anyway, I'm 33 and work in the film industry as a camera assistant. I'm very passionate about my career and it keeps me pretty busy, so I'm looking for someone who understands that. Other than that, I'm a very laid back person. I'm a movie and tv junkie, play rugby and am trying to learn how to surf.

I'd like to believe I'm an interesting guy and a good catch. If you're looking for Mr. Conventional, I'm probably not for you. I can be over-the-top and eccentric at times, introspective at others. Travel is in the genes. I've studied in Germany and have seen the world from Asia to Africa, but enjoy stateside road trips to decidedly unglamorous locales just as much.

I don't believe chemistry is confined to state lines and rigid age parameters, so I'm far less concerned about age and geography than most people. I'm more fussy about overall chemistry.

I was Born and raised in Minneapolis/St. Paul, have a BA in Economics and German from Wisconsin-Madison (also spent a year studying in Germany) and an MBA from Southern Methodist University in Dallas. I also worked in Dallas radio for 4.5 years.

(On a side note, I also have a big-time thing for sexy heels. They drive me crazy. Everyone's entitled to a few quirks, I guess.)

**So, I've had this account for a handful of years and it seems like my profile has grown into the first 5 (or so) dates . . . every time I look-over my profile, there's always something more I want to add. Any profile edits or suggestions are greatly appreciated. I would also like to preface that I am horrible with English grammar (thank my Texas education).**

Hi! My name is AndyMike (actually it's Andrewmichael . . . but I thought AndyMike sounded better). I moved to Los Angeles, CA from Austin, TX on 2 August 2008 with my little 97 Camaro and a back seat full of clothes. Goodbye Texas, hello Southern California beaches!

First off, I'd like to say that I'm an old 24 year old that looks like a 16/17 year old. I've dated a few guys from OKCupid a few times and the one of the first things they tell me when we meet is how young I look. I'm not jail-bait, I swear! I don't like to be treated as such.

I'm an only child, 1.5 generation full-blooded 100% USDA Filipino American, good ol' Southern gentleman (Texas) with a good heart, passionate about life, chill when need, always sincere, spontaneous but not reckless, realist with a dash of optimism, goal oriented, indecisive but to-the-point, non-profit yuppie who still wants to earn money. I enjoy running 5ks and 10ks and hiking SoCal's amazing canyons. I've been sky diving once and cannot wait to do it again. In 2004, I weighed 215lbs. I enjoy Bravo's reality/competition shows and Food Network (even though I don't have cable anymore, only a DVD player and a digital converter box). If I could eat one type of cuisine for the rest of my life, it would be Italian.

I graduated with a BA in Sociology and a minor in Business from the University of Texas at Austin in 2007. I studied Italian for 4 semesters. I worked non-profit for about a year and a half as an Account Manager for United Way. I would like to get a Master's in Public Affairs and/or Master's in Business Administration from a Univ. of California school (just not sure where . . . plus, I haven't taken the GRE or GMAT yet), but I'm not 100% sure if it's in my future.

Uncommon for most gay guys, I love college football . . . but it could be because of my alma mater, GO HORNS! Every fall, I'm glued to the television, drinking Shiner Bock or Dos XX, screaming and jumping.

I enjoy learning random facts. From listening to NPR/KCRW to surfing Wikipedia, I find anything that spark my interest.

I love all kinds of music. There really isn't a genre I cannot stand . . . just certain "artists."

I like to eat all kinds of food. I enjoy pleasing my palate and trying new-to-me things. I love flavors and spices that keeps me single . . . onion, garlic, cheese, milk, fish.

I enjoy curling up on the couch with a movie on.

I cannot live without red wine (I love Chilean Merlot, Spanish Tempranilloss, Argentinean Malbecs and all sorts of Italian wines) and Jack Daniel's.

Facebook me! facebook.com/utandymike

When I'm uncomfortable I tend to make jokes. Although sometimes I just back out of the room very, very slowly... I also went to Berkeley so nothing shocks me. I almost became a doctor, then almost became a lawyer. I love music--Van Halen to Sarah Vaughn, Timo Maas to Tito Puente, Georges Bizet to George Benson. I'm passionate but not angry. I go all out for '80s rollerskating parties (including fake tattoos). I'm never rude to the waiter and always leave 20%, unless of course, the service sucks. I make a mean sticky toffee pudding. My bedroom is a world of red & leopard print, featuring several live & fake plants including a six-foot palm, a slow-moving ceiling fan, and my desk. And for once I'm not kidding. Really. I'm assertive but have a hard time taking compliments. I give to the Humane Society every month. I'm a night person. I jump fences. Halloween is my favorite holiday. I'm perpetually late. I love my cat. I always root for the underdog. I'm not a very girly-girl: I can actually drive, I like Howard Stern, and I tend to pepper my speech with colorful "sentence-enhancers". Then again, I've been told I smell nice, I practice yoga, and I love my moisturizer.

*** Ok, sooo, at the suggestion of a friend who suggests I stop â??hiding behind jokesâ??, I give you the following honesty for, as she puts it, â??my own goodâ?? ***

Iâ??m smart and extremely intuitive. And I donâ??t just mean good-at-jeopardy, won-a-statewide-math-contest-when-I-was-12 smart (which actually, I did.) I mean â??I once had a guy ask if I could read minds" smart. Itâ??s both a blessing and a curse. At the same time, however, Iâ??m capable of some of the dumbest shit youâ??ve ever seen. Just ask my mom.

No matter how right I eat or how much I exercise (both of which I do regularly), Iâ??ll never be the teeny little bikini-ready LA hardbody that, in my much younger days, I always wished I could be. Iâ??m very active though, and Iâ??ve got a more than decent figure (which you're welcome to witness in my pictures), and Iâ??m strong enough for crow pose. Sweet.

Iâ??m an old soul. So much so that I have a way of seeing both sides of a situation so clearly that it gets me in trouble when Iâ??m being asking to take one. HOWEVER, if I do find I agree with one side, Iâ??m a frigginâ?? pitbull in defending it, which leads me toâ?¦

The fence-jumping thing. Yeah, I've heard more than once that I'm a "ballsy chick". Alas, I'm really not into the "shy & awkward" thing. Not that I want someone who's on all the time, as I'm definitely not, but if you're not a guy who's comfortable and relaxed in your own skin, I'm not for you.

Ok, that seems like moooore than enough honesty for one profile. Gâ??night Gracie.

I'm a software developer and small business owner, I spend most of my day at a computer (either developing or researching or developing & researching). When im not doing that, Im usually driving somewhere. I take a lot of time off to travel around the world, I've been all over europe, to Japan, South America, and in November of 2009 ill be going down to Antarctica for the first time ever.

so cool cucumbers are jealous. fonzi is jealous. so hot there's steam coming off the top of my head. burn your face right off. i'm smoother than glass. fresher, wetter, more tempting than spring. a human disco ball. with ears. and feet. sexual like chocolate. deeper than barry white and sylvia plath at the bottom of the ocean. groovy as teeth. sweet as aspartame. free as a rolling donut.

stimulus is good.

i sleep very little. i laugh loud. i'm generally a little noisy and stompy. i have a small, filthy mouth. i hug with my whole body. i assess people by their hugs and their handshakes. i need beauty. i am easily amused and just as easily bored. i get weirdly shy at really random times. i am the original bad penny. i hate games because i hate arbitrary rules. i have a long fuse and a big temper, but i don't hold grudges. i'm fragile like a marshmallow steel moonpie. i'm always a little in love with most things.

I am a Los Angeles native, born and raised. I work in Reality TV (Didn't plan on reality, just fell into it) on the post and editing side. I am a very big film and music buff. I play a little guitar but not very good. I would like to travel and see more of the states and the rest of the world. I have been to Europe four time but I have never been to New York. So strange. Music wise I listen to all types. I know that is such a common thing to say but I have around 45,000 MP3's. Beach Boys to Wu-Tang Clan.
I'm looking for so one who shares some of the same interests. Can geek out on certain subjects and is up for some fun.
Hit me up if interested.

This is Brett's profile.

I'm not Brett. I'm Brett's friend Hoyt. Brett asked me to write his profile for him in the third person. So here goes:

How to summarize Brett. Well, he's British, for one. Or at least he claims to be British. I've never seen his passport. But if he wants to pretend to be from Boston, he's trained himself to drop his accent whenever he'd like.

He also claims to be half Italian and born in Switzerland. I have no idea why anyone would make this up, so I tend to believe him.

I didn't go to college with Brett, but he went to school in Miami with my best friend. Now I live in LA and had the opportunity out with him, I feel like I've got to know him pretty well.

He's funny, but his humor is extremely dry. Often you don't know he's kidding but pretty soon you figure out he's joking 95% of the time. So, occasionally people end up getting the impression he's a huge asshole but that's more to do with Simon Cowell's reputation than anything.

Brett is also one of the most honest people I know. He's never knowingly lied to me once since I've known him. This does tend to get him into trouble more often than not, but at least he's got his word and he's super reliable.

music is my passion, i love the outdoors, traveling, mysteries, horror, katatonia, sushi, europe, having a good time, beer, gin, whiskey, snowboarding, kayaking, climbing, "activities", hate being inside too long, kaya, twilight zone, northern places, ask me more...

New York bred London lover currently wandering in Hollywood. I love animals, puppies and kittens especially, which I realize makes me sound corny, but oh well. I love reading, as well as reading and writing comics.

I'm deleting this shit.

Ok. It won't let me complete this until I've posted something. So if you are looking for sex, look somewhere else. I'm honestly just looking for people to hang out with, dating is ok but I don't really have the time or energy to bull shit on this web site. If that doesn't turn you off then all the more power to you. I am probably the closest thing to real you will find on this site. If you think you are the shit you probably aren't, get over yourself and get off line. No wonder people are on here.

I have a life, and it is def not online.

Oof, if that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable, that my whole life is just the product of my, or someone else's imagination?

No, get out.

I am currently living in Hollywood, CA, and have just moved here from Boston, MA. I am going to school at the Musicians Institute in Hollywood, studying Music Business.

I am someone who basically loves life and getting out of the norm. I try to keep everyday open to new possibilities. I love to sing and create music. I am a studio vocalist in a music group back home. ...I couldn't live with out it. I am open to new things so being on here is rather exciting.

Some things I enjoy doing...I really enjoy drinking Tea (Twinings...it's the best). Wish I read more but, if it is something exciting or interesting I'll read it. Watching TV isn't my favorite thing to do, but I do have a few favs..."True Blood", "Seinfeld", "Weeds", "Eastbound and Down" and "Breaking Bad" (best show out now) HBO's 24/7 and The History Channel is great too! I really enjoy getting out and seeing live music. My favorite types of places to chill out at are a nice lounge or bar, where you can still engage in a nice conversation as long as you can listening to great music. Dancing is always an option, I mean I am not going to create any new dance moves, but I have no problem with rhythm. I also enjoy photography very much...love taking photos...especially of live music.

I like to know that I control my own destiny. Living life can be hard, but as long as you can have fun with what you do, then that makes it a little easier.

I WANT YOU TO BE CRAZY-
IF YOU MIND 'WEIRD' THEN YOU MIGHT DIE OF OVERLOAD.
PLEASE DONT BORE ME.
I WANT TO LAUGH WITH YOU.
Anyway ....
im back in los angeles!
they say - this is the city of angels.
but all i see are dead wings.
i am always looking for a new adventure.

one last thing before i shuffle off the planet .....
im sweet as pie .. many have taken advantage of this ...
it's a shame : because i can be realllly rude.
a lot of what i say is a joke ... if it sounds like a joke .. it probly is ...
i don't sit around my house thinking about boners all day ...
or do i ... ?

I love to laugh and wander around the city.
I'm down for some hula hooping, and I would like to start spinning poi and practicing aerial's . <3 burlesque.
I dont know very many people out here.

i am a san franciscan.. and i want to run away to europe more than anything.
i should be in rocky horror. i should try out for the one in santa monica.
it's been a while sense i have 'settled'
& i just really want to be a part of that ...

My username was a joke.
i tried to make it 'welcometomyvagina' -- but it only would allow it to be 'welcometomyvag'
there is no reason for it other than i couldn't think of a name ..
& not everyone is welcome here.
if you send me a message with 'what's with the screen name? lol.' -- i probly wont answer ..

I want to be a circus freak.
I play the drums - but would rather not travel with my set ... :
my instrumentals have been broken down to : tambourine, kazoo, egg shaker, keyboard, the accordion and bongos.

I get drunk and loose everything.
I'll give you an oracle reading, and ..... I fancy a costume party .... ?

I'm organized, though spontaneous. I'm funny, though serious. I'm outgoing, though timid. I'm down to earth, though lost in space. I'm your best friend, though I could never be your enemy. I love, and I am loved. I am you, and you are me. I'm everything and I am nothing.

I enjoy reading, writing and drinking coffee. I like to do random things to keep life interesting. I'm impulsive by nature, but have the ability to control it. I'm always looking for new music, new film, new books, new experiences, and new art. Life is too short to stay inside, watching reality television.

If you crave to know more...find out.
I like Learning new things and meeting new people.

It feels a little strange to join this site, but I don't like to go out and meet girls at bars, or clubs because it can be degrading environment and sometimes people tend to be affected by their environment. But here I am being as open and honest as possible. I am a very spiritual person, I am an artist. I believe in love, truth and honesty since I believe they are the true core of ourselves no matter how much we try to bury it. I believe in full communication and in finding rational answers to problems. I also believe we have caused every circumstance and experience we go through and we have an opportunity now to make a better choice and not fall into old patterns or mistakes. I am a vegetarian.

Quotes that I have come up with and represent me:

Money is an illusion to control Valuable Final
Products and its result kills goals, purposes, production and ultimately morale

When I thought everything was lost and I had lost everything, I found myself

Como podemos ensenar si no podemos admitir haber estado equivocados

The beauty of being a spiritual being is that we can always raise our awareness and that doesn't mean we were wrong before

For now I consider myself a citizen of the world, and I will do my best to love, accept and inspire people no matter where they are or in what they believe.

I will be happy everyday no matter how much I try to piss myself off.

El que es feliz no hiere

If the world is founded upon agreements, why don't we just agree to do the right thing

I don't want to forget, I want to remember so I can evolve.

Pase mi vida desviandome de mi camino, al fin lo he seguido y la felicidad he descubierto

The animals I love and admire the most, don't eat meat.

We all have a straight path but we seem to enjoy shortcuts that sets us back

To me what made Jesus so great, wasn't religion, but his abillity to experience anything

Work Hard and follow your dreams and you shall never be a slave

Treat people with kindness and you will find
yourself sorrounded of kind people

Its time to take pride on being honest, on being ethical, on really loving each other so we can evolve

Acting and reacting on emotion or negative thoughts only leaves us with a misevaluation
of experience

They can separate our bodies but our souls
together will remain

Once we learn to really accept, respect and acknowledge each other, we will be free.

I was tought to eat meat, I chosed to be a vegetarian

This is a toughie... my mother accused me of never using 5 words when I could use 50, so I apologize in advance to the ADD among you. I am a corporate trainer for a financial services company. I belong to a theater company in Hollywood. I am not pursuing an acting career - it's just something that I love. I can tend to indulge my hermit-like qualities so I am always trying to talk myself into social situations. When I do socialize, I can be the life of the party. I prefer quiet evenings with friends - dinner parties, movie nights, going to a play. I love to converse, hate to argue. I have never understood those who argue for sport or intellectual stimulation. I find it boring. But talking and listening to get to know someone? I could do that forever.

I'm looking to find someone to connect with for dating and hopefully a relationship. I am warm and vibrant, playful, eager to please (in a non-creepy, stalker-y way I hope) and ready to find someone to share my life with.

So no matter how you write these things, they make you come off pompous, aloof, stupid, or slutty. So lets see if I can come off as all 4 of them at the same time. :)
Just your every day guy that lives in Hollywood that is NOT involved in the entertainment industry. I love live music, (especially <<ska and punk>>), watching sports, going out with friends, trying new restaurants, and living life to its fullest. I also have a dorky side that loves video games, watching reality television, and having marathons of old t.v. shows on DVD.

But the best thing I can say about myself, is that I have many sides, enjoy many different things, and am not caught up solely in one scene. I could be at a political rally one moment, and a punk show the next. I could be watching the Dodger game while cooking dinner for friends. Life has so many different things to offer, and I do not let myself get pigeonholed into certain stereotypes that would prevent me from experiencing it all.

I'll borrow Proust's answers from his own Questionnaire (1890):

Favorite virtue:
The need to be loved; more precisely, the need to be caressed and spoiled much more than the need to be admired
Favorite qualities in a man:
Feminine charms.
Favorite qualities in a woman:
Manly virtues, and frankness in friendship.
What I appreciate the most in friends:
To have tenderness for me, if their personage is exquisite enough to render quite high the price of their tenderness
My main fault:
Not knowing, not being able to "want".
My favorite occupation:
Loving.
My dream of happiness:
I am afraid it be not great enough, I dare not speak it, I am afraid of destroying it by speaking it.
My greatest misfortune:
Not to have known my mother or my grandmother.
What I should like to be:
Myself, as the people whom I admire would like me to be.
The country where I should like to live:
A country where certain things that I should like would come true as though by magic, and where tenderness would always be reciprocated
My favourite colour:
The beauty is not in the colours, but in their harmony.
The flower that I like:
Hers/His - and after, all of them.
My favorite bird:
The swallow.
My favorite prose authors:
Currently, Anatole France and Pierre Loti.
My favorite poets:
Baudelaire and Alfred de Vigny.
My heroes in fiction:
Hamlet.
My favorite heroines in fiction:
Bérénice.
My favorite composers:
Beethoven, Wagner, Schumann.
My favorite painters:
Leonardo da Vinci, Rembrandt.
My heroes in real life:
Mr. Darlu, Mr. Boutroux.
My heroines in history:
Cleopatra.
My favorite names:
I only have one at a time.
What I hate the most:
What is bad about me.
World history characters I hate the most:
I am not educated enough.
The military event that I admire most:
My military service!
The natural talent I'd like to be gifted with:
Will-power, and seductiveness.
How I wish to die:
Improved--and loved.
What is your present state of mind:
Boredom from having thought about myself to answer all these questions.
Faults for which I have the most indulgence:
Those that I understand.
My motto:
I should be too afraid that it bring me misfortune.

I play the accordion in a rock band. I also have two cats.

Life is an ever expanding puzzle that rewards you when to figure out the best way to put all the pieces together.

According to Kiersy's Temperament Sorter I'm a Rational Inventor - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventor_(Role_Variant). I look at the ways I can use technology as a means to an end to get my work (websites, online applications, and motion graphics) and art (mainly cartoons, videos & interactive pieces) out of my head and into yours.

I love talking with people about their passions and interests... there's nothing more fascinating than discovering what makes you do the things you love to do.

I enjoy adventures and experiencing new things. I'm always looking to discover that cool new thing and telling everyone else about it. I supposed that makes me a Maven according to Malcolm Gladwell.